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What if our cars were Transformers ?

2008-06-30T20:04:00.000-07:00

By: Taha Stark

Can you imagine how cool it will be if our cars could transform into aliens and vice versa. Imagine you actually have a Bumblebee alien robot and could transform into a Chevrolet Camaro. Transformers are fictional alien robots who are able to "transform", rearranging their bodies into common or innocuous forms, including vehicles, devices or animals. So what if our cars were transformers?

If all our cars were transformers there will be total havoc. There will be broken streets, houses, buildings, stores, banks, hospitals, everything. Even that final action scene in the Transformers movie was so long, and that was just the battle between few transformers, Autobots vs. Decepticons. Trust me if it was real life, that action scene would have been even worse because movies just show you less casualties and show the good guys becoming victorious and saving the world. Humans will be caught between the fighting transformers and become human sandwiches. There will definitely be more evil than good because once a person gets that kind of power, it becomes hard to use if for good.

Many people everyday use the power and authority they have for bad stuff. Gangsters and drug dealers are one thing, but I am talking about the people who are supposed to be good in the public eye. Many times you hear news about someone being arrested who you thought was a nice person like judges, priests, celebrities, business executives etc. Many people try to carry out their own selfish desires and don’t care if anyone else gets hurt or not. If everyone had a transformer car, there might be only a few humans left, more likely the ones that are selling it in the market because they gotta have some huge strong transformers to protect themselves and there marketplaces. A world full of transformers and humans can not co-exist.

What if only a few people had transformer vehicles, people that got lucky like Sam Witwicky? Actually his name was Spike Witwicky, but the nickname didn’t make it to the final script because the character's profession was dropped from the adaptation. Anyways if we were lucky like him, it will totally be awesome. Imagine having fancy rides like a Lamborghini, Ferrari, Porsche, Aston Martin, Rolls-Royce that are actually “Robots In Disguise,” that will be so crazy. That is one good damn ride and makes a priceless bodyguard.

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My Brief Commentary: This is a fun article I wrote, so don't really have anything to say other than that this doesn’t have to be an imagination forever, you can possibly have a transformer vehicle in paradise. No evil will exist there, so you will live in total peace and happiness and not in a destructive world where transformers are clashing with one another. All we got to do is to make it there.

In the Quran it says: They will have there all that their hearts desire and in which their eyes find delight. You will remain in it timelessly, forever. (Surat az-Zukhruf: 71)

To find out more about paradise and how we all can get there, check out the link
http://www.harunyahya.com/paradise01.php

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World's Ugliest Dog Competition !!!

2008-06-29T14:22:00.001-07:00

It is an annual contest to determine which of the dogs that entered in the competition is the ugliest. The winner of the contest gets the title of "The World's Ugliest Dog", and gets a cash prize.

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My Brief Commentary: Dude these dog are not just ugly, they are freaky. They shouldn’t be involved in competitions, they should be involved in horror movies, they look like they are possessed. By the way I can’t believe they have competitions for the ugliest dog, like are you suppose to be happy if you win an award for having the ugliest dog. Like what kind of dumb title is that, you are going to be on National TV and compete to win the title of the “World’s Ugliest Dog”. I actually feel sorry for the dogs, the dogs don’t know they are actually being made fun of, and their owners are competing on National TV to prove that their dog is the ugliest.

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German man torches his BMW in protest against high gas prices

2008-06-28T14:59:00.000-07:00

By The Associated Press

BERLIN - A German man doused his BMW with gasoline and torched it today in protest at skyrocketing fuel costs.

The unemployed 30-year-old man drove the black 1995 BMW sedan onto the lawn outside Frankfurt's convention centre grounds at about 7:30 a.m. He then jumped out, emptied a canister of gas over the vehicle, and set fire to it.

The Bavarian man, whose name was being withheld because he has not been charged with a crime, told police that gas prices were so high he could no longer afford to drive the vehicle.

As in most countries, gasoline prices have risen steadily in Germany - a litre of regular gasoline now costs about $2.50.

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My Brief Commentary: Why would you ever do something stupid like that? Let me get this straight, you just burned your own Beemer, you are unemployed and you did this all in the name of rising gas prices. What if the protest doesn’t change anything, then what? You lost your Beemer for absolutely nothing. I doubt the protest had any impact whatsoever. They don’t care whether you burn a Honda, Mazda, Beemer, Ferrari, they will just think you are some idiot who just burned down your own car and wasted it. Actually it will benefit them even more because now they will get a few laughs out of it. People please think before you act.

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Clocky, the clock that hides !!!

2008-06-27T16:35:00.000-07:00

Meet Clocky, a clock that will probably annoy you the most but will be the only clock to get the job done everyday and that is waking you up. It is a clock for the people who have trouble getting out of bed in the morning everyday. When the person presses the snooze button, Clocky rolls off the surface and hides so the person has to get up, find it and turn off the alarm. Next morning, don’t expect to find it in the same spot a day before because it finds a new hiding spot everyday.

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My Brief Commentary: This will definitely be one of the most annoying things to have, I hate it when an alarm goes on for any ordinary clock especially at times when you are thinking you have more time to sleep than you actually did, or your having a nice dream and all of sudden you find out that you have to go to work. The worst time to have an alarm go off is when you are having the perfect dream, that involves you taking a vacation, relaxing on a resort, with no stresses in life and all of sudden your alarm goes off, and you find yourself waking up to reality, a place full of stresses. One thing good is that it will make sure you wake up when you need to, even if it is for that school you don't like attending or a job that you just hate.I guess you can say in this case dreams do not usually come true !!!

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Joey Chestnut - A Competitive Eater

2008-06-26T15:30:00.000-07:00

He is an American competitive eater currently ranked first in the world by the International Federation of Competitive Eating. On July 4, 2007, he won the 92nd Annual Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest, beating six-time defending champion Takeru "Tsunami" Kobayashi by consuming 66 hot dogs and buns in 12 minutes, which set a new world record.

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My Brief Commentary: Talk about being lucky. Damn these people eat so much, they are able to participate in contests, make world records and don’t gain weight, while on the other hand so many people have obesity problems. Just look at him, 66 hot dogs and buns in 12 minutes, that is damn crazy. Some of these people think it is not a big deal to have the ability to eat so much and not gain weight. I tell you to ask a fat person about the value of that talent. All the chubby people will tell you that they are very lucky individuals on this earth who can eat what they want and won’t gain weight. While others gain weight and that affects their appearance, confidence and self-esteem. We all wish we could eat all the good things, and we can’t, we just keep on starving ourselves, damn they are lucky, life is so unfair !!!

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Driver arrested after speeding 22 times in 45 days

2008-06-26T14:47:00.000-07:00

THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

PHOENIX -- A Nevada woman has been arrested after photo enforcement cameras on a Phoenix freeway captured her behind the wheel of a car speeding 22 times in a 45-day span, authorities said.

The woman, 24, was arrested by Arizona Department of Public Safety officers on suspicion of criminal speeding, reckless driving and endangerment.

During a 45-day period starting in May, DPS officials said the woman was captured by photo enforcement cameras on Loop 101 in Scottsdale 22 times, with her top speed at 92 mph.

The woman was living in Arizona temporarily when officers arrested her at her parent's north Scottsdale home last Friday, officials said.
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My Brief Commentary: The first question that pops up in my head is what was she thinking? This just shows she was waiting to be arrested, speeding 22 times in 45 days you’re just asking for it. I guess the drivers who use that road everyday will be very happy to hear this news. Now that she is arrested they don’t have to share the road with a maniac. People please follow the law and drive safely so you can keep yourself and others out of the hospital or even the cemetery !!!

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